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Hereās whatās happening in speedgolf this week.
Ā» š The biggest speedgolf video of the year: Grant Horvat x Bryan Bros attempt āWorldās Fastest 18ā
The biggest speedgolf video of the year just came out⦠and Iām not the one who published it š
Grant Horvat teamed up with the Bryan Bros ā George and Wesley Bryan ā for a relay-style crack at the āWorldās Fastest 18 Holesā at the Country Club of Lexington. Using carts, tagāteaming shots, and letting anyone hit the next ball as soon as they could get a club on it, the trio played 18 holes in 30:10 and posted an 82 (+10). Thatās a speedgolf score of 112:10, but more importantly: an opportunity for us āproper speedgolfersā.
Letās get the basics straight:
- It was a threeāplayer relay. Carts allowed. Any player could hit at any time ā not strict alternate shot like you see at the World Cup or British Pairs.
- They had to use the same golf ball. That meant throwing the ball from the green to the next tee (My personal favorite touch was that they put āshot tracersā on the throws š)
- Every second was accounted for. They kept the cameras rolling and syncād all the footage. Plenty of cuts, but no jumps in time. Impressive stuff!
- On the first tee, their goal was 40 minutes. As they realized how fast they were moving, they chased subā30 and nearly stuck the landing, tapping in on the 18th at 30:10.
The video accumulated over 500,000 views in the first 3 days, hence my proclamation that this is the biggest speedgolf video of the year. Wesley Bryan summed it up: āThe hardest 82 Iāve ever shot, but also the most fun Iāve had on a golf course in years.ā
For the speedgolf purists, I hear you asking: āIs it still speedgolf if they used golf carts???ā My take hasnāt changed. If youāre playing the best golf you can, as fast as you can, itās speedgolf. Sure, onāfoot tournament play is the purest form of speedgolf, but a viral relay challenge could be a gateway drug for some, and thatās what gets me excited.
Now, I watched this video closely and I can say with confidence: this score is beatable. More than once, George was sitting in a stationary golf cart writing down scores while Wesley was hitting an approach shot and (seeing nobody ahead to hit the next shot) running to the green to finish out. Pathetic time management from George (my favorite Golf YouTuber).
My challenge to the speedgolf community
We have to beat 112. We have to beat it with a three speedgolfer relay, on foot. And we have to do it quickly.We have a window of time where this video still has mindshare with the YouTube audience. If we can publish a ārebuttalā in the next couple of weeks, it could get real traction.
If youāre considering making a serious attempt, hereās what I think you need:
- Three very good speedgolfers (duh) ā my dream team is the Taranaki trio of Reid, Smith, and Hayward
- A golf course with switchbacks ā you donāt want a links-style course, because then everybody has to run the full length of the course. Youāre not saving any time that way. Horton Smith Golf Course here in the US would work great.
- Clear rules of engagement ā unlike George, everyone needs to understand their job. āI finish this hole. You be ready on the next teeā
- One camera per speedgolfer, minimum ā think about using e-bikes like they do in New Zealand. You want smooth, uncut footage of every minute.
Iām happy to advise on any part of this, from speedgolf strategy to content.
The world is paying more attention than usual to speedgolf this week. Who will answer the call?
Is this really the biggest speedgolf video of the year?
500,000 views is an immense number. Thatās more people than youāll see at an F1 race. But is it really the biggest? Depends how you measure it.
Luke Willett has an Instagram Reel with 2 million views (at a significantly lower cost to produce, Iāll add). Heck, our video pitting Jamie Reid against Brian Harman has 1.6 million.
So why am I so sure Grant Horvatās video is the biggest? Letās think about this for a minute, using the most generous assumptions we can.
- Lukeās video was 3 minutes long. Letās assume the average viewer watched fully 90% of the video (extremely high retention for a 3 minute video). That means 90,000 hours of watch time. (Letās gooooo!)
- Grantās video was 40 minutes long. Letās assume this was a below-average performer for Grant and the average viewer only watched 70% of the video. Thatās still 233,000 hours of watch time. (2.6 times more)
But itās not just about watch time. Itās about the headspace people are in when they consume your content.
- Watching shorts is passive. āJust entertain meā mode.
- Watching long form is more engaged. Viewers have to pick a single video, knowing they may be investing 40+ minutes to watch it.
Those are very different modes, which is why I (mostly) stopped making shorts. Nobody has ever come up to me at an event and told me āyour speedgolf meme changed my lifeā. The people who go from viewer or reader ā actual speedgolfer, theyāre watching long form videos or reading this newsletter. Quantity vs. quality.
Ā» Leveling The Speedgolf Field
On Saturday mornings, Paul Obey lines up at his local parkrun with a motley crew: twentyāsomethings, fiftyāsomethings, and a legend in his 90s who still shows up to compete. They finish the 5K, check their phones, and boom ā everyone gets an ageāgraded percentage that tells them how their run stacks up against the best in their age group. Different ages, same scoreboard. Fair banter restored.
Speedgolf should steal that.
Hereās the pitch: introduce ageāadjusted rankings alongside the traditional board. We all know VOā max drops roughly 5ā10% per decade after 30 (unless your name is Luther Olson). In other words, endurance and recovery decline predictably at a population level. That doesnāt mean 50+ athletes stop competing. It means we calibrate results so effort and skill are more apparent. Masters sports figured this out years ago. Track, triathlon, rowing ā they use ageāgrading to compare performances fairly. We can too.
Filip āSpeedStacheā Beerens (desperate for any edge he can get!) has already created age-adjusted US Open results (for the golfers who supplied their birthdays). Notice 60-year-old Steve Vancil vaulting everyone but World #1 Robin Smith.
When it comes to age-related questions, the one we havenāt agreed on as a community is tee boxes. At the European Speedgolf Open, seniors played from the same tees as the Open division, meaning Joakim Wikland could compete for the Senior title and the Open title at the same time (which I like).
The US Speedgolf Open was a completely different story. All menās age groups played a tee box up (which I liked for a different reason ā it made me feel like a bomber). But that meant that Steve Vancil couldnāt play for both the Open and Senior titles (he wouldāve won the 40+, 50+, and 60+ divisions!). He had to pick.
I say: let us have our cake and eat it too. If a speedgolfer wants to āgo bigā like Wikland or Vancil, they play from the Open tees and give their competitors a couple hundred yards advantage. If a speedgolfer wants to lock in their age group, they play up a tee box, but are not eligible for the Open title, no matter how low they shoot.
Ā» Upcoming Events
SpeedStache politely reminds you that if youāre planning to play in the Virtual Indoor Speedgolf event in December, now is the time to line up your simulator location!
- Dec 5ā7: Online Indoor Speedgolf ā global virtual sprint to close the season; set your simulator and send it. details
- Dec 12: Speedgolf Japan Open at Seven Hundred Club (Tochigi) ā Japanās national championship on a classic Kanto track. register
Ā» That's all, folks!
Remember: I want to see real speedgolfers make a real statement on YouTube.
Who can put together a threesome this week?
